A little something I came across.
Who wears the Pants
A young couple was on their honeymoon and staying in the honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed the husband, a big burley man tossed his trousers to his new bride.
He said, "Here put these on."
She put them on and the waist was more than twice the size of her small body.
"I can't wear your trousers." She said.
"That's right," said the husband, "And don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that, she flipped him her panties, "Here try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them as far as his knees.
"Hell," He said, "I can't get into your panties."
She replied, "That's right. And that is the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes. "
A young couple was on their honeymoon and staying in the honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed the husband, a big burley man tossed his trousers to his new bride.
He said, "Here put these on."
She put them on and the waist was more than twice the size of her small body.
"I can't wear your trousers." She said.
"That's right," said the husband, "And don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that, she flipped him her panties, "Here try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them as far as his knees.
"Hell," He said, "I can't get into your panties."
She replied, "That's right. And that is the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes. "
The ladies that read this will probably get a chuckle. The alpha male types ...well maybe not so much. :)
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